klausandhisghosts:

Klaus: [walking around disappointed 6 hours after visiting the aquarium]

Dave: Klaus, what did you think a tiger shark was?

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peachesamdplums:

Diego, holding a cauliflower in front of Five’s face : what is this?

Five : … a cauliflower?

Diego, to Klaus : now tell Five what you think it is

Klaus, arms folded : ghost broccoli

off-white-violin:

Luther: but murder is bad!

Five: stop being a pussy

incorrectsoc:

Kuwei: Is anyone else scared?

Wylan: Not really. I’ve already lived longer than I expected.

dunyashas:

Jesper: Kaz, what would you do if Van Eck kidnapped me instead of Inej?

Kaz: Wait for 30 minutes until he lets you go voluntarily.

dunyashas:

matthias: how is the biggest asshole in the world doing?

kaz, not looking up from his schemes™: i don’t know matthias, how are you doing?

matthias: fuck you

totallylegit-sixofcrows:

Nina, standing outside of Wylan’s house: WYLAN WE NEED TO GO! COME OUT!

Wylan: I’M GAY

Nina: NOT WHAT I MEANT BUT I STILL SUPPORT YOU

incorrect-six-of-crows-quotes:

Kaz: It goes against my moral compass.

Wylan: Your “moral compass” is a FUCKING ROULETTE WHEEL.

funnybookquotez:

Mal: I can’t decide if you’re crazy or stupid.

Nikolai: I have so many good qualities. It can be hard to choose.

incorrect-ravka-quotes:

Zoya: I suppose I have a slight tendency to be a bit critical.

Alina: Suppose?!

Mal: Slight?!

Genya: Tendency?!

Nikolai: A bit?!