Klaus: [walking around disappointed 6 hours after visiting the aquarium]
Dave: Klaus, what did you think a tiger shark was?
Diego, holding a cauliflower in front of Five’s face : what is this?
Five : … a cauliflower?
Diego, to Klaus : now tell Five what you think it is
Klaus, arms folded : ghost broccoli
Luther: but murder is bad!
Five: stop being a pussy
Kuwei: Is anyone else scared?
Wylan: Not really. I’ve already lived longer than I expected.
Jesper: Kaz, what would you do if Van Eck kidnapped me instead of Inej?
Kaz: Wait for 30 minutes until he lets you go voluntarily.
matthias: how is the biggest asshole in the world doing?
kaz, not looking up from his schemes™: i don’t know matthias, how are you doing?
matthias: fuck you
Nina, standing outside of Wylan’s house: WYLAN WE NEED TO GO! COME OUT!
Wylan: I’M GAY
Nina: NOT WHAT I MEANT BUT I STILL SUPPORT YOU
incorrect-six-of-crows-quotes:
Kaz: It goes against my moral compass.
Wylan: Your “moral compass” is a FUCKING ROULETTE WHEEL.
Mal: I can’t decide if you’re crazy or stupid.
Nikolai: I have so many good qualities. It can be hard to choose.
Zoya: I suppose I have a slight tendency to be a bit critical.
Alina: Suppose?!
Mal: Slight?!
Genya: Tendency?!
Nikolai: A bit?!